Weekly Carnivore Cream Cheese Custard Loaf

⭐ **Weekly Carnivore Cream Cheese Custard Loaf

(Your 9-Egg Philly Loaf — Low-Carb Dessert Style)**

Ingredients

  • 9 large eggs

  • 8 oz (226 g) Philadelphia cream cheese — softened

  • ½ stick butter (4 tbsp / 56 g) — melted or very soft

  • 2 tbsp vanilla extract

  • Optional:

    • Zero Sugar Log Cabin syrup for serving

    • ¼–½ tsp nutmeg (makes it taste like custard — optional)


Instructions

1️⃣ Preheat oven to 350°F (175°C).
Grease a loaf pan with butter or line with parchment.

2️⃣ Soften dairy:
Let cream cheese and butter sit at room temp 15–20 minutes so they blend smoothly.

3️⃣ Blend wet ingredients:
In a mixing bowl, add:

  • cream cheese

  • melted butter

  • vanilla
    Beat until creamy and lump-free.

4️⃣ Add eggs slowly:
Crack in eggs one at a time, mixing after each addition.
(Adding slowly makes the batter smoother and avoids clumps)

5️⃣ Optional flavor:
If using nutmeg, add ¼ tsp first time — taste — then increase to ½ tsp next batch if you want stronger custard flavor.

6️⃣ Pour & bake:
Pour batter into your loaf pan and bake 45–60 minutes,
until the top is golden and center is set but still slightly jiggly.

Tip: If the top browns too fast, tent loosely with foil for the last 15 minutes.

7️⃣ Cool completely:
Let loaf cool at least 1 hour before slicing —
it firms up as it cools and tastes more like custard.


To Serve

  • Slice and drizzle with zero sugar Log Cabin syrup

  • OR eat plain for a carnivore custard loaf

  • OR chill overnight for a firmer cheesecake-texture slice

  • For richer flavor: pan-fry slices in butter for 1–2 minutes per side


Storage

  • Fridge: 5–7 days

  • Freezer: up to 2 months (wrap slices individually)


Notes / Variations

Variation What to do Flavor
Custard loaf add nutmeg tastes like custard pie
Extra fluffy blend batter longer soufflé-like
Richer use 1 full stick butter buttery cheesecake vibe
Sweeter mix 2–3 tbsp Log Cabin syrup into batter dessert style

Macros (approx per slice, 10 slices)

Calories: ~165 | Fat: ~14g | Protein: ~7g | Carbs: ~1–2g (from vanilla & syrup)

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