FASTEST CARNIVORE BREAD (2 LOAVES)

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🍞 FASTEST CARNIVORE BREAD (2 LOAVES)

Prep: 5 minutes

Bake: 30–35 minutes

Makes: 2 small loaves

🧾 INGREDIENTS (JUST A FEW)

  • 10 large eggs

  • 8 oz cream cheese (Philadelphia works best)

  • ½ cup melted butter (1 stick)

  • ½ tsp salt

  • Optional (still carnivore-friendly):

    • ½ tsp garlic powder

    • ½ tsp onion powder

    • Pinch of dried herbs (like in the photo)

👉 Strict carnivore: eggs, cream cheese, butter, salt only

🔥 INSTRUCTIONS

  1. Preheat oven to 350°F (175°C)
    Line or grease 2 small loaf pans.

  2. Blend everything

    • Add eggs, cream cheese, melted butter, salt (and optional seasoning) to a blender

    • Blend until completely smooth

  3. Pour

    • Divide batter evenly between the two loaf pans

  4. Bake

    • 30–35 minutes

    • Tops should be set and lightly golden

    • Center should not jiggle

  5. Cool

    • Let cool 15–20 minutes before slicing (important!)

😍 TEXTURE

  • Soft & bendable

  • Holds together for sandwiches

  • Toasts beautifully

  • Doesn’t taste eggy once cooled

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