Beastly Carnivore Pizza

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🥩 Beastly Carnivore Pizza (No-Carb, Ultra Meaty, Insanely Satisfying)

📖 Description

This Beastly Carnivore Pizza ditches the dough and sauce for a rich, protein-packed base made entirely from meat and cheese. It’s crispy on the edges, juicy in the center, and loaded with melty goodness on top. Whether you’re following a strict carnivore diet or just want a guilt-free pizza night, this beast delivers big flavor with simple ingredients and minimal prep.

🛒 Ingredients (1–2 servings)

Crust/Base:

  • 1 lb (450g) ground beef (80/20 for best flavor)

  • 1 cup shredded mozzarella cheese

  • 1 large egg

  • ½ tsp salt

  • ½ tsp black pepper (optional for strict carnivore)

Toppings:

  • ½ cup shredded mozzarella or cheddar

  • 6–8 slices pepperoni or beef salami

  • 4–6 slices cooked bacon, crumbled

  • 2 tbsp heavy cream or melted butter (optional drizzle)

👨‍🍳 Instructions

  1. Preheat Oven: Set to 400°F (200°C). Line a baking tray with parchment paper.

  2. Make the Base: In a bowl, mix ground beef, egg, cheese, salt, and pepper.

  3. Shape the Crust: Press the mixture into a thin, round pizza shape on the tray.

  4. Bake the Crust: Bake for 12–15 minutes, or until the meat is cooked and edges are crispy.

  5. Add Toppings: Sprinkle cheese, layer pepperoni and bacon on top.

  6. Final Bake: Return to oven for 5–8 minutes, until cheese is melted and bubbly.

  7. Serve: Rest 2 minutes, slice, and enjoy the beast.

🍽️ Serving Suggestions

  • Serve hot with a side of garlic butter dipping sauce (butter + crushed garlic).

  • Pair with a carnivore-friendly bone broth for a full, satisfying meal.

  • Slice into small squares for party-style carnivore snacks.

🔄 Variations

  • Chicken Crust: Replace beef with ground chicken for a lighter version.

  • Extra Cheesy: Add a layer of cheese inside the meat crust for a stuffed effect.

  • Spicy Beast: Top with beef sausage and a dash of chili flakes (if allowed).

  • Creamy White Pizza: Drizzle heavy cream and melted butter instead of sauce.

❓ Related Questions

Q: Can I make this in a pan instead of oven?
Yes! Cook the crust in a nonstick skillet on medium heat, flip once, then add toppings and cover until cheese melts.

Q: Is this 100% carnivore?
Yes, if you skip pepper and spices. Stick to meat, cheese, eggs, and dairy.

Q: Can I store leftovers?
Absolutely. Refrigerate up to 3 days and reheat in a skillet or oven.

📊 Nutrition (Per Serving, Approx.)

  • Calories: 650–750 kcal

  • Protein: 45–55g

  • Fat: 50–60g

  • Carbs: 1–2g

  • Sugar: 0g

(Values may vary based on meat and cheese used.)

🧠 Final Thoughts

The Beastly Carnivore Pizza isn’t just a meal—it’s a statement. Heavy, hearty, and unapologetically meaty, this recipe proves you don’t need carbs to enjoy pizza night. Whether you’re fueling workouts, sticking to strict carnivore, or just craving something bold, this beast will never disappoint. 🔥🥩

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