⭐ **Weekly Carnivore Cream Cheese Custard Loaf
(Your 9-Egg Philly Loaf — Low-Carb Dessert Style)**
Ingredients
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9 large eggs
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8 oz (226 g) Philadelphia cream cheese — softened
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½ stick butter (4 tbsp / 56 g) — melted or very soft
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2 tbsp vanilla extract
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Optional:
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Zero Sugar Log Cabin syrup for serving
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¼–½ tsp nutmeg (makes it taste like custard — optional)
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Instructions
1️⃣ Preheat oven to 350°F (175°C).
Grease a loaf pan with butter or line with parchment.
2️⃣ Soften dairy:
Let cream cheese and butter sit at room temp 15–20 minutes so they blend smoothly.
3️⃣ Blend wet ingredients:
In a mixing bowl, add:
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cream cheese
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melted butter
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vanilla
Beat until creamy and lump-free.
4️⃣ Add eggs slowly:
Crack in eggs one at a time, mixing after each addition.
(Adding slowly makes the batter smoother and avoids clumps)
5️⃣ Optional flavor:
If using nutmeg, add ¼ tsp first time — taste — then increase to ½ tsp next batch if you want stronger custard flavor.
6️⃣ Pour & bake:
Pour batter into your loaf pan and bake 45–60 minutes,
until the top is golden and center is set but still slightly jiggly.
Tip: If the top browns too fast, tent loosely with foil for the last 15 minutes.
7️⃣ Cool completely:
Let loaf cool at least 1 hour before slicing —
it firms up as it cools and tastes more like custard.
To Serve
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Slice and drizzle with zero sugar Log Cabin syrup
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OR eat plain for a carnivore custard loaf
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OR chill overnight for a firmer cheesecake-texture slice
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For richer flavor: pan-fry slices in butter for 1–2 minutes per side
Storage
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Fridge: 5–7 days
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Freezer: up to 2 months (wrap slices individually)
Notes / Variations
| Variation | What to do | Flavor |
|---|---|---|
| Custard loaf | add nutmeg | tastes like custard pie |
| Extra fluffy | blend batter longer | soufflé-like |
| Richer | use 1 full stick butter | buttery cheesecake vibe |
| Sweeter | mix 2–3 tbsp Log Cabin syrup into batter | dessert style |
Macros (approx per slice, 10 slices)
Calories: ~165 | Fat: ~14g | Protein: ~7g | Carbs: ~1–2g (from vanilla & syrup)